The 10 Hottest Celebrities of 2009
I’ve been thinking about all the top 10 lists I’ve run across these past few weeks, and it occurred to me that I have a top 10 list of my own. Here’s my list of celebrities I’d most like to watch shave.
1. Hugh Jackman
2. Julian McMahon
3. Rob Marciano
4. Henry Rollins
5. Jake Gyllenhaal
6. John Stamos
7. Will Forte
8. Jason Guy
9. Ben Affleck
10. Zachary Quinto
Hugh Jackman: I’ve had a crush on him ever since 2000 when I saw him as Wolverine in the first “X-Men” movie. This year he hosted the Academy Awards, and was arguably the most entertaining host they’ve ever had, and he showed off his sexy body in “X-Men Origins: Wolverine.” And if he’s hot enough to be People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” he’s hot enough for me.
Julian McMahon, incredibly sexy stubble on “Charmed” and even sexier on “Nip/Tuck.” Rob Marciano, CNN meteorologist, has to be the most beautiful weatherman on the planet. Henry Rollins, fascinating guy, hot body and an I’m-going-to-kick-your-ass demeanor that’s both a turn on and scary. And there’s the dimple in his chin. Woof!
Jake Gyllenhaal nearly killed me when I saw him shave without foam in “Brokeback Mountain.” John Stamos, much better looking than he was during his “Full House” years. Will Forte, SNL funnyman, is the best looking comedian they’ve ever had on Saturday Night Live, in my opinion. Jason Guy, famously Christian house guest from Big Brother 3 and currently WESH-Channel 2 morning anchor in Orlando, Fla. Ben Affleck has been a dream of mine since “Chasing Amy” in 1997. Zachary Quinto, evil mutant Sylar and the newest Mr. Spock from “Star Trek,” has an amazing amount of facial hair that begs to be shaved.
Which brings me to my final point. The fantasy. I’m alone with Hugh in his bathroom and the guy really needs a shave. We’re talking two or three days growth. Wolverine-style stubble. And I get to watch the whole thing: wetting the beard, spreading the shaving cream and then every stroke of the razor. Maybe I’m even the one who works the shaving lather into his beard with my fingertips. That part of the fantasy changes depending on when you catch me.
But that’s it. Me and Mr. Jackman, a razor and a can of shaving cream.
Welcome to my dream.
Anyone have a different star they’re dying to watch shave?